In November, the number of atoms afforded to every living creature quintuples. By Thanksgiving, men are pooping fully functioning M-16s.

What can we take from this? Some might say “nothing.”

Three teams have carved the Sun Belt to their likeness, leaving the shizzle work for the rest of us.

Somehow, the 8-1 Chanticleers have managed to juggle an insane number of chainsaws without losing too many limbs

Ten programs have a slim-to-realistic shot at tasting the nectar of sweet championship victory

After nine weeks of football, we’re beginning to see where this hallucinatory strangescape is taking us.

Sun Belt Predictions, Odds, Venues, Kick Off Times, Plus & More for Week 9

“Congratulations, Louisiana, for the resumption of cell division, which qualifies you as basically being alive.”