For some reason (probably because it’s June), this tweet drifted onto my Twitter stream and I couldn’t get […]
The Transfer Portal giveth, yes, but the transfer portal also taketh away, as we are all at the terrible mercy of mad whims, delusions of grandeur and hurt feelings.
I’d totally watch a 6-episode Ted origin story. When did he buy that recliner? Where does he work? Does he even know how many children he has?
We’re in Phase Two of a master plan, y’all