We have fourteen games for Week 1, the most Sun Belt games ever played in the history of college football. Yeah, so this is a lot of work. You’re welcome.

If you’re attending a James Madison Dukes game, and some clown comes trundling through the gate wearing a Virginia Cavaliers hoodie, it is your job to deliver the nastiest stink-eye.

The Sun Belt’s honorary position of FCS Elevator Operator has run its course to glorious fruition. We did our part. Our watch is over.

I’m afraid to tell him that I picked the Dukes to finish last in the SBC East. On second thought, I doubt if he’d give a damn.