Your guess is as good as mine, but I have this website and I need clicks.
I like it when the waterfalls are on – I liked it when the waterfall mist soaked poor Blake Grupe to the bone last year.
The Red Wolves have lowered their team ERA by nearly a run in recent weeks, so they no longer feature the Sun Belt’s worst pitching (thanks UTA), nor do they feature the coldest bats (thanks Appalachian State).
The Portal drains the Mid-Majors of its star talent, while the Power Five unloads its malcontents.
All in all, it’s a bad look for everyone. Omier looks disingenuous. Mike Balado looks the fool. TomBowen and the athletic department look weak, and the fans look like idiots with their jaws unhinged and chins resting on the floor.
We must pluck for the darkness every particle of light necessary to sustain our life force. Look upon this hastily written post as your sherpa to enlightenment.
If I’m reading this tweet correctly, Omier is committed to another season in Jonesboro, which is great news for Arkansas State and not-so-great news for any Sun Belt player assigned to guard him.
While Coach Rogers takes a big step in her career, Arkansas State dips a toe into modern times.
By the end of the game, Ervin Johnson awoke from a horrible dream knowing in his heart that “Magic” was now the intellectual property of Norchad Omier.
The Sun Belt has been a conference of excruciating parity in 2021-22, but from the entropy has arisen a number of stars worthy of your loving gaze.