Sun Belt expansion provided rivalries for just about everyone but Arkansas State and Texas State, two Sun Belt West outposts looking awkwardly at each other from across the dance floor. Do we care to tango?

The Transfer Portal giveth, yes, but the transfer portal also taketh away, as we are all at the terrible mercy of mad whims, delusions of grandeur and hurt feelings.

I’d totally watch a 6-episode Ted origin story. When did he buy that recliner? Where does he work? Does he even know how many children he has?